Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Top Ten Ill-Advised Facebook Status Updates

1) I think I'm getting a raise!

2) Initiating launch sequence in 5...4...3...2...1-.

3) Joey's wife is hot!

4) Joey's brother is a douche lord!

5) What *is* the difference between irony and sarcasm, anyway?

6) Music sounds so great when you're high.

7) Underneath my clothes, I'm naked.

8) Look, tracheotomies are easy and fun. You just cut through this stuff here and-oh. Wait.

9) That's it, I'm quitting this stupid job.

10) These people are fools! They'll never suspect it was I, Colonel Mustard, in the Ballroom, with a Candlestick!

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